
I find a wormy shawl at an estate sale; Kevin finds this.
In commemoration of a dying breed.
"You was staring at me like to say I was gingerI was dishing out out the same dirty looks, trust me you're the minger."
I waited for the perfect moment to put this up.
Jordan and I have had a very intense relationship over the year.
It started when I began to watch hockey and became obsessed with the "playoff beard":
And then there was the 2009 Stanley Cup WIN, and the Pens Parade to follow.
Some more hockey games, etc.
It all culminated this past Tuesday when the Pens dominated the St. Louis Blues at Mellon Arena.. a game in which Jordan Staal was thrust against the glass numerous times right in front of me.
I took this as a sign that we will one day be married.
Now, some may argue that he is not a "Ginger." Pish posh, I say. He's a borderline, and that's Ginger enough for me.
XOXO J. Staal, my hockey love.
Until we meet again. Make that meet.
Here's a recipe I found for making your own at home. Haven't tried it yet, but how delectable!
INGREDIENTS
Ginger water 1 cup peeled, finely chopped ginger 2 cups water
Simple Syrup 1 cup sugar 1 cup water
Club soda Lime juice Lime wedges
METHOD
1 Bring 2 cups of water to a boil in a saucepan. Add ginger. Reduce heat to medium low and let ginger sit in the simmering water for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and let sit for 20 minutes. Strain liquid through a fine mesh strainer. Discard ginger pieces.
2 In a separate saucepan, make the Simple Syrup by dissolving 1 cup granulated sugar into 1 cup of boiling water. Set aside.
3 Make individual (tall) glasses of ginger ale by mixing 1/2 cup of ginger water with 1/3 cup of Simple Syrup and 1/2 cup of club soda. Add a few drops of fresh lime juice and a lime wedge to each glass.
Makes four servings.
Loveher loveher loveher loveher loveher. I only actually first really got into her with her more recent stuff on 2007's American Doll Posse. I guess I don't even have her latest. But I'll be sure to get it now!
She married a dude. I think it's funny how this mere fact pissed off all the lesbos and militaristic feminists. Wish I could find that interview clip where she side-by-sides passionate sex with her hubby and the beautiful birth of her daughter...
I don't care which television show you host, who you've replaced in the process, or what time of night I see your sweet sweet face (and stylized cow lick).
All I know is that your debut Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien left my sides splitting and that I'd sell my kidney to have you lead the tour of my own personal tram around Universal Studios.
Keep on doin' it well, ranga.
Oh yeah, and my vote says keep the beard.
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