Lucille Ball

She changed the face of comedy and proved that women can not only be starlets, but funny ones at that. What a classy broad.

(Who cares if it was faux? At least her tits weren't!)

Conan O'Brien

Oh, Conan!

I don't care which television show you host, who you've replaced in the process, or what time of night I see your sweet sweet face (and stylized cow lick).

All I know is that your debut Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien left my sides splitting and that I'd sell my kidney to have you lead the tour of my own personal tram around Universal Studios.

Keep on doin' it well, ranga.

Oh yeah, and my vote says keep the beard.

Ginger Kids

Nicknames for Redheads

gingervitis, gingerican, ginger kid, ginger pubes, orange, odger, odge, big red, blood nut, robin, rosetop, siren, spotted cod, t sparks.